Last Friday Night

OMG! One of the best nights ever has just fell out of the blue!
We had a SKL disco, thank god it was organised by us otherwise it would me bob da builder, the chicken dance and the macarina all night! UGH!!!
Me and bestie looked supa hot, I was wearing this amazing black and white shift, and my shiny black tights, and my black ballet pumps.
Bestie wore this awesome little splatter dress, and bright green heels, had her hair in ringlets and she looked amazing!!!
i have to say my eyes looked spectacular! They were all done up pretty, with mascara, eyeliner, different eyeshadows, and glitter! I should win the best dressed award!!!!

Details

I have a BELGIUM chocolate eclair, A gorgeous AUSTRALIAN mint, and a tasty AMERICAN candycane. Who will I choose. Its so hard. I know mint the most, and belgium the least. Who will I choose?

Bout TIME

My besties back in da game, and guess what? So am I! Bestie has worked her way to being HIS friend and I've 3 choices UGH!

Its official

Boys are still the dumbest creature to walk the earth besides marsians aka my sister. I tried to reasen with this boy so he would go out with my bestie, but no. He thinks that were stalking him. pulease! I didn't want to do that in the first place. So there was only one solution. Be his friend. Well thats what I told bestie anyway. So shes gunna be his friend, his bestie till hes in love with her. Its gunna take alot of self control for her. I have to go help her figure what to wear to the disco on friday so seeya!!!

BOYS

When boys become smart pigs will fly and Justin Beiber will hit puberty. Boys are as dumb as my sister and thats saying something. Boys are as oblivious as a butterfly who lives a day and only lives to make moe butterflys but without knowing is only living for that purpose. More details later on whats happening when i sort this dumb boy out!

If the world were chocolate

SING THIS LOUDLY, AND ANNOY ALL THOSE AROUND U

Even if the world wre mae of chocolate,
thered be no need to go to school,
coz if they give you a maths test,
you can always eat it up!
Thered be no need for sharpeners,
coz you can just use your teeth,
la la lalala la la la la la la laaaaaaaah!!!

I found this, sung it, and annoyed my bestiesby singing it all day, try it!!!

Has anyone BESIDES me felt like everything has changed??? Seriously the world has changed. Not just in global warming or whatever, but the whole concept. Like everyone knows that they  have no chance in living forever. In the 17th century, Queen Elizabeth I, decided to find the Stone of Immortality. No one would try that now. A stone of Immortality would have been found by now aye? And I've changed. I'm smart/brainy, but fun and loose. Its amazing. I'm not as serious but I still take life seriously. Thank God. Otherwise I'd be one of those annoying people who can't take ANYTHING seriously. That would suck.

Anyway read this JUSTIN BEIBER joke. Only if you HATE him though.

Ushers at Justins house and someone rings him,
"Hey Usher! Wanna come and party with us?"
"No sorry, can't"
"Why?"
"I'm BABYSITTING JUSTIN BEIBER!"

Funny ha???